Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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