i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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