I'm so fucking centered right now
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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