Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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