I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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