Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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