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I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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