All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I want her autograph on my taint
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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