Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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