The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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