you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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