A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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