so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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