You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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