Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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