break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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