New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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