I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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