My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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