Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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