Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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