maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
