curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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