How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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