He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize