i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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