doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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