that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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