Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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