honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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