it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Omg I joined a choir last night...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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