His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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