Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
