no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Shame - the story of my life.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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