He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
the raccoons are back...
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