the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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