I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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