I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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