So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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