have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
