im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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