White coat. Heels.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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