If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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