also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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