we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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