You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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