me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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