Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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