I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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