Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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