She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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