Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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