It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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