He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You're like the curious george of whores
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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