why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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