Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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