We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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