Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I got chris browned last night
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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